Lindsay Looney…wants to revamp her alcohol monitoring bracelet
When you’re 23 and dumb, you should not speak publicly...about anything, According to NewsBlaze'':"Troubled actress and aspiring style guru Lindsay Lohan wants Chanel to help customize an unwanted fashion accessory -- her alcohol monitoring bracelet. The 23-year-old was ordered to wear a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor (SCRAM) device on Monday after a judge ignored pleas from her lawyer to undergo more frequent testing instead. "Can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my SCRAM bracelet so that I can least wear a chic dress...Lohan tweeted."We’ve figured this much out. The SCRAM should be changed to SHAM (State Hoarding Alcoholic’s Money). Whatever, Lindsay Loon is, she is not bright. Maybe she should buy some of those kiddie bandaids to mask the true alcohol monitoring bracelet. She’s not worried about character, as she has none. She’s more concerned about her appearance. Maybe she should check and see if her comrades can implant a permanent tattoo that would monitor her alcohol intake, and nobody would notice. I doubt there are but a few people who notice now. A chic dress? Only if you were only a chic female, maybe. You're so vain, you probably think this story’s about you...don’t you? Don’t you? Bought boobs and and botox plus a huge ego wrapped in a small mind can only take you so far. Lindsay, I think you have run out of real estate on this one. But you go, girl. Get after it like it will change your career. I mean, what else do you have to lose? Ms. PMS
Posted by sanstaff
on May 29th, 2010 and filed under Advice.
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